IOWA DINING NOTE
Stiffed Pizza Delivery Man, Not Tipped, Pees On Customer's Door
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Janice Gelb)
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November 06, 2012
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"If you're going to be really upset about things like that then maybe you shouldn't be a pizza delivery driver at all," Teply said.
You also shouldn't order a pizza or a meal in a restaurant if you can't afford to leave a tip. However, that doesn't excuse what he did. At least he didn't pee on the actual pizza.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 06, 2012 at 12:11 PM
P'haps he wuz so enthusiatic about his (former) job, that his most recent "review" (prior to this incident) indicated he wuz "full of p!$$ and vinegar" ...
But he fergot to bring the vinegar ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | November 06, 2012 at 12:13 PM
But being stiffed doesn't justify his act.
Actually, it's very difficult to pee like that.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 06, 2012 at 12:16 PM
Y'all're correct, Layz' ... tho I won't bother to discuss the cause of that "problem" ... guys know it, gals (except nurse/medical types) prolly don't ... so ... we'll leave that part to the imagination ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | November 06, 2012 at 12:27 PM
There but for the grace of God...
Posted by: poker | November 06, 2012 at 12:29 PM
I can see this guy in a TV commercial for those BPH drugs.
Posted by: mazar larry | November 06, 2012 at 12:51 PM
I can explain the medical reason behind Layzeeboy's comment if anyone wants to hear it. No? Maybe next time. (think kinked garden hose)
Posted by: nursecindy | November 06, 2012 at 01:54 PM
Sumhow, n'cin' ... I simply GNU y'all'd be the one ... that's why I included that disclaimer about the "cause" and "who knows whut evil lurks in the minds of men ... or women" ...
And, I do NOT wanna think about ANYTHIN' "kinked" ... kinky, mebbe on a good day ... kinked, never!
Posted by: O the Umanity | November 06, 2012 at 02:09 PM
cindy, perhaps she could have said, "I'm sorry but I'm short of money tonight. I'll tip you next time." ?
Naah, she can afford a pizza she can spring for a couple of bucks for the tip.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 06, 2012 at 04:03 PM
Some people. The same guy generally delivers when I order pizza. I try to tip generously to keep the saliva (and now I have other bodily fluids to worry about) topping to a minimum. Don't make the person who brings the food mad. I'm sure they remember.
Posted by: Make It Rain | November 06, 2012 at 08:32 PM
*knock* *knock*
"Who is there?"
"Pizza Dude!"
Sound: Door Opening.
"Hey, somebody order a sausage?
John Wayne Bobbit: "I did!"
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 06, 2012 at 11:16 PM
stiffed man..., not tipped pees on door?
sounds kinky, yes, but what does his lack of circumcision have to do with it??
('less it was a typo: 'stuffed pizza....not topped'...)
((or maybe it's stiffed stuffed pizza???
oh -
ew,
nevermind))
Posted by: ligirl | November 07, 2012 at 12:09 AM