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November 30, 2012

GUYS IN ACTION

Spokane man kills spider with brass knuckles

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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Brave man. Most people who saw a spider with brass knuckles would run away screaming.

Brilliant!

I was jsut about to send this in. What a maroon.

So he's moving out of Spokane ... a suggestion: take Detroit off your list. In fact, forget Michigan entirely. We got puppies here -- kittens -- who will eat you alive and dance on your grave. Guys without pants who will ask you for directions. And muskrats -- wait 'til you find one of them in your bathroom, knuckles boy.

Don't even think about coming to Florida. We have palmetto bugs that could make you scream like a little girl.

Palmetto bugs. Heh. In Palm Springs, they call those giant cockroaches "date beetles".

FIRST to assume a Groucho pose and say "What a spider was doing with brass knuckles, I'll never know."

Hey, if spiders learn to use brass knuckles they could be really dangerous.

You don't even try to kill the bears with guns around here. They shoot back.

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