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November 12, 2012


Father arrested after 'pretending to be federal agent to get free entry into Epcot'

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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ID? Yes Sir, let's see what I got here. American Federation of Police badge, Membership card: International Association of Wasted-looking Bozos, Florida Driver's License, AARP card, another Florida Driver's License (suspended), Southeastern US Nudist's Benevolent and Protective League, Ted Nugent Fan Club, Florida Voter ID (revoked), Certified Squirrel Whisperer, IOOF (Emeritus) ...

Homer Sipmson said it's best - it's boring even flying over Epcot

Let me guess....West Virginia?

Last time I went in free by saying "I'm with Dave" and they let me in. Just about everyone knows a guy who knows a Dave.

Yeah, I can see the resemblance to Jack Bauer.

*snork* @ Omni, et al

He definitely looks like every federal agent I've ever seen - well, he probably left the briefcase; and Florida is too warm for the Burberry.

They still charge money to get into Epcot? I thought it was basically a free year-round school field trip. Kinda like the Historical Museum?

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