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November 20, 2012

FORTUNATELY, SHE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA LICENSE

A motorist who was blowing her horn and going 100 mph in a 30-mph zone on U.S. 1 in Fort Pierce at 1 a.m. Tuesday told officers God told her to do it.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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of course

*invites friendly bloggers to thanksgiving handbasket*

Maybe He told her to honk her horn after He saw one of those " Honk if you love Jesus " bumper stickers.

It's a fair cop, but society is to blame.

Agreed. We'll be chargin' them as well.

Blessed are the pacesetters.

Wow. The only thing He ever tells me to do is to hack people up with a meat cleaver.

God seems to give people some strange advice.
Maybe she should let him drive next time.
Hope he kicks in a little on the fine.

*slowly backs away from Ms. Flukey, smiling and nodding*

*climbs into handbasket, handing ligirl a bag of popcorn to munch on during the trip*

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