FLORIDA: WE CAN'T COUNT OUR BALLOTS, BUT WE DAMN SURE HAVE A HANDLE ON UNAUTHORIZED FIREFIGHTING
A man was tasered by police after he picked up his garden hose and attempted to stop a fire spreading that was threatening to engulf his home.
Related Item: We are also very tough on potential underage drinking.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

As God is my witness I will (hic) never drink in Hooters again!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 14, 2012 at 09:12 AM
My Father-in-law passed away before we could test their ID policy for his 86th birthday. We were going to invite the guys from his adult Sunday School class.
Where did I leave that handbasket?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 14, 2012 at 10:35 AM
I am waaaaay over 21 and I got "carded" in my grocery store when I bought some wine to use for cooking coq en vin.
Made my day! I could have kissed the cashier!
Posted by: MikeyVA | November 14, 2012 at 10:50 AM
"the police should have considered other options including turning the water off."
What a concept!
Posted by: jon | November 14, 2012 at 10:57 AM
I've never been tazed. But from what I hear, if it happened, I'd be pi$$ed.
Maybe pooped, too.
Posted by: Steve | November 14, 2012 at 11:01 AM
Paramedics rushed Jensen to the hospital after he was incident
Editor - Please report to the newsroom STAT!!
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 14, 2012 at 11:27 AM
Union thugs protecting their turf
Posted by: poker | November 14, 2012 at 11:51 AM
Some time back we were camping with friends and stopped into a grocery for a couple of six-packs. My friend (who does, I admit, look a lot younger than I do) put his six down on the counter and promptly got carded. Then I put mine down, handed over my Michigan Driver's License (left my Florida one at home), and waited while the clerk scrutinized it.
Clerk: "Oh, my God!"
(Somehow, the act of typing this seems familiar. Did I already tell this story? Creeping geezerism.)
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 14, 2012 at 02:01 PM
So Mikey, when's dinner?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | November 14, 2012 at 02:28 PM
" Police ! Drop the garden hose ! " How many times did I hear McGarrett and Kojak say that ?
Posted by: Elmo Macaroni | November 14, 2012 at 02:55 PM
He was released from Hooters after failing to produce a valid Florida license. (Anybody else save the photo of the FL license for future blog postage?)
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 14, 2012 at 03:14 PM
This is ludicrous. I am in my twenties, and I cannot remember the last time I was carded at a bar. The grocery store, yes, because they have to scan the bar-code on the ID in CA but never a bar. And if I didn't have an ID in the grocery store, I think they'd still probably override it.
Posted by: Elon | November 14, 2012 at 04:18 PM
In all fairness, I did receive my first AARP card before my 21st birthday.
Posted by: oneblankspace | November 14, 2012 at 07:00 PM
I was going to comment on the phenomenal stupidity of the police, but then I considered that doing so might needlessly offend stupid people.
Meanwhile...
Posted by: Mr. Mark | November 15, 2012 at 11:55 PM