FLATHEAD COUNTY: A POWDER KEG WAITING TO EXPLODE

2:43 p.m. A Kila woman complained that the arrangements she made for her dog to be shipped across the country didn’t work out.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[MikeyVA]

Maybe she will buy a uke and attack someone. I would.

[markhh]

Actually, the call was the first step in her clever and devious plan.

Muhahahaha!

[Omniskeptic]

A small gathering of loose cows WBAGNFA national political party. Oh, it's been done already? Ok.

[Not My Usual Alias]

A small gathering of loose cows were seen ambling down Columbia Falls Stage.

I herd they were hookers.

[max]

6:16 p.m. A Martin City resident reported that someone was outside pounding on windows and throwing drinks.

even in flathead county this is too early in the evening and too late in the afternoon for this type of behavior. someone needs to learn to either go full bore and start drinking in the morning so they can get their drunken antics over and done with before the children get out of school or to handle their alcohol better so they can do it at 2:06AM (like that columbia falls woman's ex) when the children are safely asleep. think of the children and schedule your intoxicated mayhem appropriately.

[Guin]

snork @ max

[KJP]

We tried to tell her the Romneys are out of that business now.

[LeDud]

5:51 p.m. A small gathering of loose cows were seen ambling down Columbia Falls Stage.

Loose Cows ? The bulls will not be far behind......

[Omniskeptic]

"Well, Hello!, milkman. Come here often?"

[funny man]

Gee, when things go wrong the first last
thing I think of is to call 911.

Flathead: where the trains brains stopped
running...maybe?...