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November 25, 2012

DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONS YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING THE ANSWER TO

Brown Friday: Why do people poop in retail stores?

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Long lines at the rest room and breakfast burritos.

At least we have a psychological explanation:

When asked if there might be a particular psychological motivation involved, Dugas replied, “I tell you, I’m at a loss. A, I’ve never heard of that before and B, Holy cow!”

No, holy something else lady.

Each year, during the busy Holiday Shopping Season, Mr. Hankey, the friendly animated poo from South Park, makes his presence known in store dressing rooms and rest rooms everywhere.

" Code brown, code brown..."

when 'We Welcome Your Business' signs backfire

Must be a modern thing, I worked in retail a fair amount years ago, and had friends who did too and this was not something that happened.

I had a friend who worked in retail for more than 20 years (Burdines and Macys) and she told me about this phenomenon years ago. I was, and still am, astounded by human behavior on this level. It's really a shitty thing to do.

They do it for the sole purpose of displaying their ignorance!

And it worked!!!

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