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I thought it was tasteful of him not to be mooning.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 04, 2012 at 10:32 AM
The contemptuous look on the statue's face is a nice touch.
Posted by: Captain Spoilsport | November 04, 2012 at 11:18 AM
He appears to have a bloated ego.
Or stomach.
Maybe both.
Posted by: Steve | November 04, 2012 at 12:47 PM
We tried to pay him to move to Norway, but he wouldn't go.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 04, 2012 at 01:00 PM
probly will be another controversial erection this tuesday...
Posted by: ligirl | November 04, 2012 at 01:23 PM
Former mayor erect. With his hands in his pockets he looks like he is playing pocket billiards. It makes me wonder why he's not smiling.
Posted by: Marc | November 04, 2012 at 03:52 PM
I'd offer to haul that ugly looking thing off to a recycling center, but remember: He who smelt 'em....
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 04, 2012 at 04:27 PM
statue of a serious douche-nozzle. wow. sometimes i wonder why we trust politicians to run this country. then i remember to take my meds.
Posted by: queensbee | November 04, 2012 at 05:58 PM
Meh. The Brazilian BumBum contest is so much more interesting.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 04, 2012 at 07:23 PM
Looks like a dyspeptic Jack Nicholson.
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 04, 2012 at 08:10 PM
They used to live on our road about 1/4 of a mile from my parent's homestead farm, though they don't anymore. They were always nice to us. You could sorta tell they were well-off, in a nouveau riche way. He probably put the statue up to poke fun at himself.
Posted by: Eric | November 04, 2012 at 09:20 PM