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November 20, 2012

BUT HOW DID THE GOALKEEPER GET... NO, WAIT, NEVER MIND

Police in Russia are searching for a female football hooligan who they say injured a goalkeeper with a firecracker she had hidden inside her vagina.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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People do the dumbest things.

Not that the keeper wouldn't have gotten hurt, but I suspect that part of the conversation with the trainers involved whether the backup keeper had warmed up yet and if security was in place before the starter got up.

Scary.

After that headline, the story was such a letdown. She was probably ex-KGB, though. There's a lot of 'em who had to re-tool for new careers, such as football hooliganism, car theft, and hedge fund management.

Omni, "re-tool" is a very disturbing word in this context.

How big was that firecracker? I'd say in this case, size does matter.

oops

*wonders what she'll do with a tampon on the 4th of july*

Clealy she was banging him.

Did the Earth move for you, too?
Like dynamite.

Cherry bomb?

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