'BONKING A BRONZE LION'
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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November 10, 2012
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Wouldn't that be rather painful? I mean, how drunk was the guy?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 10, 2012 at 11:00 AM
'The student told a court he was drunk and had never been in trouble with the police before.... - then was quoted as saying:
'Who you gonna believe, me or those lion eyes..?'
Posted by: ligirl | November 10, 2012 at 11:09 AM
"How much does it cost to have sex with that bronze lion?"
"£20, just like in town."
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 10, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Looks like a case of statuary rape.
Posted by: Ernie G | November 10, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Walt Disney does NOT present "The Lion BonKing".
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 10, 2012 at 11:33 AM
Maybe next time he should go to a cathouse
Posted by: Willy | November 10, 2012 at 12:04 PM
mane-iac
Posted by: ligirl | November 10, 2012 at 12:05 PM
Hmm. The "Sex with a statue" part reminds me of my third wife, except I am sure the statue was more receptive and better at it.....
Posted by: Elmo | November 10, 2012 at 02:23 PM
Penalty flat at Ernie G. Horribly funy.
Posted by: LeDud | November 10, 2012 at 08:35 PM
Thats flag actually. I've had a couple.
Posted by: LeDud | November 10, 2012 at 08:36 PM
I, uh....
Posted by: Wolfsong | November 10, 2012 at 10:44 PM
"?"
Posted by: Mrs. Wolfsong | November 10, 2012 at 10:44 PM
*sigh*
Posted by: Wolfsong | November 10, 2012 at 10:45 PM
I tried that once. But the statue of limitations had run out on the charge.
Posted by: Steve | November 10, 2012 at 11:40 PM
PygmaLION.
Posted by: Elon | November 11, 2012 at 11:46 PM
The statue kept staring at him.
You can't hide your lion eyes..
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 13, 2012 at 02:33 AM