ATTENTION, INVESTORS:
You could be sitting on a gold mine.
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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November 05, 2012
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Yeah, right, OK. It's an "excrement removal tool." Does it come with batteries?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 05, 2012 at 12:36 PM
uh, no thanks. have they never heard of prune juice?
Posted by: queensbee | November 05, 2012 at 01:12 PM
Hold the presses -- it's a scoop!
Posted by: Ralph | November 05, 2012 at 01:48 PM
I gotta admit, Excrement Removal Tool is a pretty catchy name. Classy too.
"To this end,..." Har!!
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | November 05, 2012 at 01:49 PM
I saw Excrement Removal Tool open for the Butthole Surfers at the 9:30 Club back when it was on F street.
Posted by: wiredog | November 05, 2012 at 02:44 PM
You are sh!tting me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 05, 2012 at 04:15 PM
Did you hear about the mathematician who had a problem with constipation?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | November 05, 2012 at 04:21 PM
Top of my Christmas list for sure!
Posted by: MikeyVA | November 05, 2012 at 04:39 PM
I thought that's what Joe Biden was for.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | November 05, 2012 at 05:25 PM
Why can't they produce it in colors besides blue? This model sounds like it should only be used by Poppa Smurf.
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 05, 2012 at 11:51 PM