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November 05, 2012

ATTENTION, INVESTORS:

You could be sitting on a gold mine.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Yeah, right, OK. It's an "excrement removal tool." Does it come with batteries?

uh, no thanks. have they never heard of prune juice?

Hold the presses -- it's a scoop!

I gotta admit, Excrement Removal Tool is a pretty catchy name. Classy too.

"To this end,..." Har!!

I saw Excrement Removal Tool open for the Butthole Surfers at the 9:30 Club back when it was on F street.

You are sh!tting me.

Did you hear about the mathematician who had a problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Top of my Christmas list for sure!


I thought that's what Joe Biden was for.

Why can't they produce it in colors besides blue? This model sounds like it should only be used by Poppa Smurf.

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