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November 28, 2012

AS IF WE NEED ANOTHER REASON FOR A FEDERAL BAN ON IRONING BOARDS

A Thanksgiving Day argument over a misplaced sex toy escalated into the ironing board assault of a South Carolina woman by her girlfriend, cops report.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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There must be some mistake. It should read Florida woman

"The Rock Hill Police Department report offers no further information on the whereabouts of Donaldson’s detachable latex penis."
I think they need to be asking the brother...

Anyone else finding it a bit hilarious that a fight over something considered to be a phallic symbol was ended with the throwing of something clearly associated with a Yonic symbol?

Dear Mr. Language Person:

Would this incident be an example of irony?

The Ironing Board was a branch of the Stalinist Soviet bureaucracy. They vanished in 1937, after losing a vicious power struggle with the Ministry of Wrinkles.

Why is it lesbians are never what they look like on Cinemax After Dark?

was there a decrease in their sexual activity as things were getting steamy??


will charges be permanently pressed???

I am intrigued. A strap on appliance requires 2 participants to realize its full potential. It's really not something you would choose for a solo "flight". So the question is not only where it is, but also where it had been. I mean you couldn't leave it where you had stuck it, as all those straps and such would make it hard to put your underwear on. Maybe someone should check the turkey?

There's a new wrinkle.

They once tried to open their own laundry, but it folded?

Sorry, too much dramatic ironing.

WVplantman - are you suggesting there was some 'basting' going on?

ligirl, I was thinking something more along the line of "stuffing".

oh, right, it was latex....

no gravy

I came here to say that Misplaced Sex Toy WBAGNFA certain kind of RB, but after ligirl's last comment, all I can say is ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Those little penises just have a way of getting loose.

Um, Loudmouth, it's been said that, for an unknown reason, there are no 5-inch dildos.

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