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There must be some mistake. It should read Florida woman
Posted by: poker | November 28, 2012 at 01:45 PM
"The Rock Hill Police Department report offers no further information on the whereabouts of Donaldson’s detachable latex penis."
I think they need to be asking the brother...
Posted by: jon | November 28, 2012 at 02:11 PM
Anyone else finding it a bit hilarious that a fight over something considered to be a phallic symbol was ended with the throwing of something clearly associated with a Yonic symbol?
Posted by: LarryLandPress | November 28, 2012 at 02:17 PM
Dear Mr. Language Person:
Would this incident be an example of irony?
Posted by: Peter Metrinko | November 28, 2012 at 02:26 PM
The Ironing Board was a branch of the Stalinist Soviet bureaucracy. They vanished in 1937, after losing a vicious power struggle with the Ministry of Wrinkles.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | November 28, 2012 at 02:30 PM
Why is it lesbians are never what they look like on Cinemax After Dark?
Posted by: Doc Rick | November 28, 2012 at 02:33 PM
was there a decrease in their sexual activity as things were getting steamy??
will charges be permanently pressed???
Posted by: ligirl | November 28, 2012 at 02:41 PM
I am intrigued. A strap on appliance requires 2 participants to realize its full potential. It's really not something you would choose for a solo "flight". So the question is not only where it is, but also where it had been. I mean you couldn't leave it where you had stuck it, as all those straps and such would make it hard to put your underwear on. Maybe someone should check the turkey?
Posted by: WVplantman | November 28, 2012 at 03:07 PM
There's a new wrinkle.
Posted by: Clankie | November 28, 2012 at 03:17 PM
They once tried to open their own laundry, but it folded?
Sorry, too much dramatic ironing.
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 28, 2012 at 03:21 PM
WVplantman - are you suggesting there was some 'basting' going on?
Posted by: ligirl | November 28, 2012 at 03:22 PM
ligirl, I was thinking something more along the line of "stuffing".
Posted by: WVplantman | November 28, 2012 at 03:27 PM
oh, right, it was latex....
no gravy
Posted by: ligirl | November 28, 2012 at 03:28 PM
I came here to say that Misplaced Sex Toy WBAGNFA certain kind of RB, but after ligirl's last comment, all I can say is ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Posted by: Dmentd | November 28, 2012 at 06:35 PM
Those little penises just have a way of getting loose.
Posted by: Loudmouth | November 28, 2012 at 07:58 PM
Um, Loudmouth, it's been said that, for an unknown reason, there are no 5-inch dildos.
Posted by: Steve | November 29, 2012 at 10:27 AM