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November 13, 2012

AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING

Kelly Osbourne's boyfriend blasted by elephant fart

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Everybody's a critic.

I'm not surprised Kelly is flatulent but... what?

Actually, this is yet another perfect example of what is wrong with society today. Why is she a "celebrity" because her father is famous?

Stewie weighs only ten pounds, but I'm pretty certain he could make that elephant back off.
Scientific question of the day: An adult male elephant weighs up to 15,000 pounds, wet. What is considered an effective dose of Beano to prevent these disasters?

"Well OI didn't know Kelly 'ad 'er bleedin' boyfriend over, OI apologized, dint OI?"

"Vegan chef" is a contradiction in terms.

Proudly trumpeting from both ends. Doesn't Patteson play one of those girly metro-vampires. He deserved it.

My people call it Kharma.

It could have been worse. Much worse.

Nice photo of Kelly after a fart pushed her hair all in one direction and dyed it purple.

I saw Elephant Fart open for The Turds of Misery in '06.

Boy that must of been an incredible fart if it pushed her hair and dyed it purple as reported above. That's funny.

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