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November 04, 2012

A BLOW FOR FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS

Woman successful in banana attack appeal

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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If only the driver had known Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit...

I was interested in the story across the top banner: "He helped put Sweden on the map", thus solving the Middle Age riddle: what the heck is that that our ships keep running in to?

Once it was on the map, there ensued the inevitable theological argument over where on the map it should have been. Some people wanted it located off the coast of Britain, "so you get the two-level effect," others thought it was part of Canadia. Its current location is a compromise, arrived at after extensive negotiations at the Diet of Worms, which they learned about by watching late night television.

I wonder if this defense would work with a knife instead of a banana. I just wanted to talk to a guy and the knife slipped out of my hand and stabbed him 47 times.


Walter, do NOT take this personally.

If I were the party who was attacked, I'd a-peel this decision.

A slippery slope....

Alright, enough of this nonsense, Carmen Miranda wants her hat back!

I can't believe that no one has yet pointed out that "Banana Attack Appeal" would...well, you know the rest.


Come on nobody noticed 'I check their underpants to ensure there is only one penis' link under the Story? http://www.thelocal.se/11140/20080416

Greg, I went back and looked for the extra penis. Uh, penis story.

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