SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON
Rolling Stones are older than U.S. Supreme Court, on average
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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November 29, 2012
AGENDA OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Groins, beach renourishment discussed at CBIEO meeting
(Thanks to Will Judd)
BIGFOOT DNA UPDATE
Bigfoot real and the result of human women mating with an ‘unknown hominin,’ claims U.S. study
The sluts!
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and The Perts)
AHEM
THOSE THINGS ARE JUST TOO EASY TO OBTAIN
Suspects wanted in West Seattle ukulele attack
(Thanks to Craig Roberts)
FLATHEAD COUNTY: A POWDER KEG WAITING TO EXPLODE
IF YOU THINK YOKO'S SINGING IS BAD
...check out her fashions for men.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Chuck Cody)
CASUAL WEDNESDAY
Police: Woman attempts to give man directions, discovers he's not wearing pants
(Thanks to Omniskeptic)
SUPER MARIO IS ON URANUS
NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM
OUR KIND OF TOWN
Squirrel: It’s what’s for dinner in Romney, W.Va.
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
HO HO HO
Really bad Christmas decorations.
(Thanks to marko)
Related Item: Police force woman to take down middle-finger Christmas lights she set up as message to her neighbors
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DaninTustin)
BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN
Ice-T's wife Coco wants pet bulldog to get testicle implants
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
MICHIGAN PARTY NOTE
Drunk hockey player was wearing Teletubbie costume
(Thanks to Dan Barr, queensbee and KJP)
'BOWEL BASED BIOMARKERS'
Clues To Climate Of Historical Earth Lie In Ancient Human Feces
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
We saw Bowel Based Biomarkers open for Ancient Human Feces.
