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November 29, 2012

SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON

Rolling Stones are older than U.S. Supreme Court, on average

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AGENDA OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Groins, beach renourishment discussed at CBIEO meeting

(Thanks to Will Judd)

BIGFOOT DNA UPDATE

Bigfoot real and the result of human women mating with an ‘unknown hominin,’ claims U.S. study

The sluts!

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and The Perts)

AHEM

Study ranks America's best and worst cities for good-looking people (and it’s great news if you live in Miami… bad news if you’re in Anchorage)

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THOSE THINGS ARE JUST TOO EASY TO OBTAIN

Suspects wanted in West Seattle ukulele attack

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

FLATHEAD COUNTY: A POWDER KEG WAITING TO EXPLODE

2:43 p.m. A Kila woman complained that the arrangements she made for her dog to be shipped across the country didn’t work out.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IF YOU THINK YOKO'S SINGING IS BAD

...check out her fashions for men.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Chuck Cody)

CASUAL WEDNESDAY

Police: Woman attempts to give man directions, discovers he's not wearing pants

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

SUPER MARIO IS ON URANUS

'Pac-Man' spotted on Saturn's moons

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(Thanks to The Perts)

NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM

CALGARY -- The victim of a shooting at the hands of her ex-boyfriend said Wednesday her breast implants saved her from serious harm.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

OUR KIND OF TOWN

Squirrel: It’s what’s for dinner in Romney, W.Va.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

HO HO HO

Really bad Christmas decorations.

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(Thanks to marko)

Related Item: Police force woman to take down middle-finger Christmas lights she set up as message to her neighbors

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DaninTustin)

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Ice-T's wife Coco wants pet bulldog to get testicle implants

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

MICHIGAN PARTY NOTE

Drunk hockey player was wearing Teletubbie costume

(Thanks to Dan Barr, queensbee and KJP)

'BOWEL BASED BIOMARKERS'

Clues To Climate Of Historical Earth Lie In Ancient Human Feces

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

We saw Bowel Based Biomarkers open for Ancient Human Feces.

 
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