Dave Barry's Blog

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?

Man charged with falling off building onto officer

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

DEPARTMENT OF LINKS YOU WILL REGRET CLICKING ON

Woman left with hideous bulge after implant 'flips inside out'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THIS DOES NOT STRIKE US AS A PARTICULARLY GOOD IDEA

Escaped emu coaxed into police car

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

SOMETIMES THE JOKES JUST WRITE THEMSELVES

Man arrested after wild goose found in his SUV

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

THERE IS DISTURBING...

...and then there is disturbing.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

AS IF WE NEED ANOTHER REASON FOR A FEDERAL BAN ON IRONING BOARDS

A Thanksgiving Day argument over a misplaced sex toy escalated into the ironing board assault of a South Carolina woman by her girlfriend, cops report.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THE BENEFIT OF A LONG WEEKEND

NYPD: No Murders, Shootings, Stabbings Reported On Monday

(Thanks to Lani)

AND THEIR MOTHER IS *EXHAUSTED*

19 boy babies born in a row at Minnesota hospital

(Thanks to The Perts)

NOTHING A WET MOP CAN'T TAKE CARE OF

Dirt from Justin Bieber's hometown hits Ebay

(Thanks to The Perts)

UH-OH

A 24-year-old woman was arrested yesterday for attacking her boyfriend after he climaxed and she did not, a police report alleges.

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

EXCEPT THEY DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ZOMBIES. NOT THAT WE'RE COMPLAINING.

A South African advertising agency has combined two popular genres to create a zombie swimsuit calendar.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Speaking of zombie calendars: These won't last long!

DUDE, WE HAD THIS IN THE SIXTIES. WE JUST DIDN'T CALL IT AN 'INSTITUTE.'

Pot institute formed at Humboldt State University

(Thanks to Ralph)