Dave Barry's Blog

SHE'S SEEN WORSE-LOOKING RELATIVES

Eizabeth meets a sniper.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

HURRICANE SANDY: GUYS IN ACTION

The men took a waterproof cooler full of whiskey sours on the trip from Devilbiss Bridge Road to Walmart on Monocacy Boulevard.

(Thanks to Alison McQuade)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Your work is done.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WAIT... IS THIS BAD?

Great tit disease ‘spread to UK by insects’

(Thanks to Barbara A)

CLASSY!

Man Uses Scantily Clad Daughter to Sell 1977 Datsun on eBay

(Thanks to jon harris)

"I WAS SITTING UPSTAIRS READING A BOOK AND I HEARD THIS BIG 'POOSH'"

Poulsbo home flooded with raw sewage -- again

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

HUH

Study: Porn Stars More Religious, Have Higher Self-Esteem Than Other Women

(Thanks to Loudmouth, who says, quote, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God. So that was all prayer?")

THIS COULD BE PART OF THE UPRISING

Samsung Galaxy SIII stress-tested using jean-clad robotic buttocks

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who saw the Jean-Clad Robotic Buttocks open for Big Audio Dynamite)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Decorative cologne bottle shuts down Seattle street

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

THIS *IS* FLATHEAD COUNTY, SO HE COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH

7:56 p.m. A Kalispell man claiming to be God was having a bad day.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and mccon)

'TIS THE SEASON

Brawl breaks out over panties at Victoria's Secret - and it's all caught on video

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE FRANKLY DON'T SEE ANY DOWNSIDE

Risk of robot uprising wiping out human race to be studied

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

IN MIAMI, YOU'D WEAR IT OUT IN TEN MINUTES

'Parking Douche' app shames bad parkers

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

MIDDLE SCHOOL OF THE WEEK

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Middle School of the Week.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)