Dave Barry's Blog

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THOUGHTFUL -- AND HERE WE ARE USING 'THOUGHTFUL' IN THE SENSE OF 'REALLY STUPID' -- HOLIDAY GIFTS?

Look no further.

COLLEGE

Now: "Milking."

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CHRISTMAS IS COMING

Dad needs this.

(Thanks to Karen "Tinkerbell" Durkin)

HAVE YOU READ THE COMMENTS ON THIS BLOG?

Does your job attract psychopaths?

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

DETROIT DINING REPORT

You haven't lived here until ... you eat muskrat

"A lot like squirrel..."

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

HE MUST HAVE SOME WEAPON

A man who is accused of stripping naked on top of a statue in central London has been charged with possession of an offensive weapon in a public place.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

I JUST HOPE THERE ARE CHEEZ-ITS OUT THERE

I'll be hitting the road in 2012 whatever the next year is.

FIRST, GET A HAMMER

Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

Scott Sinclair praises girlfriend Helen Flanagan for eating ostrich anus

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THEY ARE CLOSELY RELATED TO SQUIRRELS

Verizon Blames Rats for Phone Problems

Key Byline: Clifford Parody

(Thanks to funny man)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Study Reveals People Like Drinking Beer And Making Love

(Thanks to Monique)

WE THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE 21

Miley Cyrus gets porkie for her 20th birthday

(Thanks to Ralph)

SHE HAD HER REASONS

Woman faces battery charge after tossing cat, stabbing man

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THEY SHOULD ALSO DO THIS WITH TAX RETURNS

Some confetti at the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on Thursday in New York appears to have been made out of confidential police documents, a US media report says.

(Thanks to Sarah J)

TEXAS ART SCENE REPORT

The Long, Strange Tale of Pee Pee Cat and Fart Dog

(Thanks to funny man)

WE HAVE NO EXPLANATION FOR THIS PHOTO

We just think you need to see it.

(Thanks to Howard from Broward)

IF WE HAVE TO RAISE TAXES

...let's start with Burbank.

(Thanks to Loudmouth)