Dave Barry's Blog

NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT

It appears Spider Man is VERY patriotic.

(Thanks to Ralph)

OOPS

A phone book company has settled a lawsuit over its placement of a Montana restaurant in the "Animal Carcass Removal" section of its yellow pages...

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

FLORIDA STATE

!selonimeS oG

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Sales of garlic are booming in western Serbia after the local council issued a public health warning that a vampire was on the loose.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

SOMEBODY'S GOING TO HELL

Birmingham’s nativity Jesus replaced with Garden gnome

(Thanks to Ralph)

SPORTS UPDATE

Up in Canada the media are covering pretend hockey games.

(Thanks to Ty Jones)

KLASSY!

Ke$ha has revealed she made a bra and a set of earrings out of teeth sent to her by her fans.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FLORIDA:

State of Romance

(Thanks to J.R. Absher)

GUESS THE STATE

Fake dentist kissed buttocks

(Thanks to Omniskeptic, Joe in Japan and Jeff Meyerson)

JUST HANGING OUT

Naked man spends 3 hours atop statue

(Thanks to Omniskeptic and The Perts)

DEPARTMENT OF QUESTIONS YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING THE ANSWER TO

Brown Friday: Why do people poop in retail stores?

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IN FLORIDA, THEY'D HAVE SHOT IT

British crowd boos lame Christmas tree.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

STEP AWAY FROM THE BEAN DIP

Eight injured in gentleman's gas blast

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

SEASONS GREETINGS IN THE SUNSHINE STATE

2 shot at Florida Walmart over parking space, police say

(Thanks to The Perts and jon harris)

HUNT UPDATE

Here's a nice story from yesterday's Miami Herald about Andy Wenzel, a.k.a. Andy the Tropic Hunt Guy, who is the Hunt's biggest supporter, not to mention insane, but in a good way. Remember: The 2012 Herald Hunt is Saturday, Dec. 1, starting at noon in Coconut Grove. You should come! You might win! SOMEBODY has to win. Although sometimes we seriously wonder if anybody will. This is why we traditionally drink beer afterward.

UPDATE: Judi will of course be fired as well as severely reprimanded and placed in Time Out for failing to anticipate that this morning I would fail to notice that she posted a link to the Andy story  yesterday.