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November 23, 2012

PRIORITIES

Massachusetts man takes home TV, leaves kid during Black Friday shopping, cops say

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

BLACK FRIDAY

Stay classy, shoppers.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

STOP IN ANY TIME

You can't miss it.

House1

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Sex Toy Sales Up In Canada Due To NHL Lockout, Retailers Say

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Duquesne Light blames squirrel for Beaver outage

(Thanks to Dan Gray)

COOING WE HAVE HEARD ON HIGH

2 tons of pigeon droppings in Swedish church tower

(Thanks to Howard from Broward)

This very scenario played a big role in the plot of a certain Christmas book.

THEY DON'T MAKE TOYS LIKE THEY USED TO

Thank God.

(Thanks to Carl Youngdahl)

TWITTER PEOPLE:

#Thinkbeforeyouhashtag

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Jan in Grimsby)

YET THE LONG FACE REMAINS

Stampeders' horse allowed in Toronto hotel after all

(Thanks to The Perts)

LOOK BEHIND THE SOFA CUSHIONS

South Pacific island is missing, scientists say

(Thanks to The Perts)

KANSAS CITY DINING NOTE

Mexican restaurant closed after health inspector comes across complete carcass in the freezer

(Thanks to Ralph and DaninTustin)

TRY TO IMAGINE THE HORROR

German lawyer claims 38DD girlfriend tried to smother him to death with her breasts

(Thanks to DaninTustin and Jeff Meyerson)

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

...to this driverless, but determined, automobile.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

 
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