Dave Barry's Blog

GUESS THE STATE

Woman punches boyfriend in the face after he says he'd rather watch football than have sex with her

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CSI: NORTH LUMPKIN STREET

Meredith Grayson Watson, of Hiawassee Avenue, got into an argument with his wife at the Roadhouse on North Lumpkin Street, then went outside and held a Taser as if it were his penis and discharged it at passersby, Athens-Clarke police said.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, Jeff Meyerson and Bob Brogan)

JUMP BALL

No, you take it.

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

ACUPUNCTURE NEEDLE SUPPLIER OF THE MONTH

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Acupuncture Needle Supplier of the Month.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

MEN:

Do not under any circumstances click here.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

HE HAS OUR VOTE

Spanish politician under fire for posing on top of dead deer with the animal's hacked-off bloody testicles perched on his forehead

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

We can't remember whether we already blogged this. But it is clearly important.

THEY'RE FIGHTING BACK

Complaints About Turkey Attacks On The Rise In Brookline

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

GUYS IN ACTION

Pals leap into world's biggest leaf pile

"Every leaf in Utah."

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

CANADA DEMANDS ANSWERS

How much manure is generated at a Saskatchewan farm show?

(Thanks to The Perts)

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

ST. JOHN, Wash. -- An intruder is complaining about the way he was treated after the people whose home he was breaking into tied him up.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

BLACK FRIDAY ALERT

Shoplifters Hide Cameras in Their Fat Rolls

(Thanks to Sharon [The Minx] Lurie)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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