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November 20, 2012

FURTHER EVIDENCE OF THE CANADIAN CRACK EPIDEMIC

Officials say they are dealing with the puzzling appearance of a utility pole — smack in the middle of a provincial highway east of Montreal.

Right-middle-of-the-road

(Thanks to Afkat)

NATURE

Bizarre muppet-like beast discovered

(Thanks to Ralph)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man drove 40 miles with son, 17, in tool box because he didn't have enough room in his truck

(Thanks to DaninTusin)

TOTALLY PLAUSIBLE

Woman, 31, told deputy she was looking for cigarettes in 78-year-old man's crotch

Guess the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson

FORTUNATELY, SHE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA LICENSE

A motorist who was blowing her horn and going 100 mph in a 30-mph zone on U.S. 1 in Fort Pierce at 1 a.m. Tuesday told officers God told her to do it.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW MANY PEOPLE THE MARLINS WILL KILL

Obit blames man's death on "heartbreaking disappointment caused by the Kansas City Chiefs'

(Thanks to jon harris)

EVER WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SHARKS AND THE JETS?

Police said tensions ran high during a dance at a social event. An 83-year-old said every time he'd get up to dance, a 73-year-old man would take his seat and strike up a conversation with the older man's date.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

BE CAREFUL WHEN DOWNLOADING

Microsoft plans poop-fueled data center

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

CANADA: A NATION ON CRACK?

Justin Trudeau is correct to want to fight 100 duck-sized horses

(Thanks to The Perts)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

Study says women can get deals by flirting

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

IT HAS ALWAYS WORKED FOR US

Villagers voluntarily allow cows to trample on them to bring them good luck

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DaninTustin)

BUT HOW DID THE GOALKEEPER GET... NO, WAIT, NEVER MIND

Police in Russia are searching for a female football hooligan who they say injured a goalkeeper with a firecracker she had hidden inside her vagina.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

HE WAS TAKEN TO JAIL IN A TINY, VERY CROWDED CAR

When clowns go bad.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

HO HO HO

Santa gets stuck.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan) and Jeff Meyerson)

CSI: DAYTON

According to a Dayton Police incident report, the nephew made a comment about Justin Bieber’s sexuality and his uncle told him to keep his opinions to himself.  The nephew then became angry, slammed down a plate of chili fries, and told his uncle he would beat him up.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

NOT CREEPY AT ALL!

Photos of a 72-year-old Chinese man modelling stylish clothes for young women have recently went viral online, after his granddaughter posted them on China’s largest retail website. What started out as a silly joke turned into a massive advertising campaign for her store.

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(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

 
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