Dave Barry's Blog

WE WILL SOON RUN OUT OF NOBEL PRIZES

Hope Bat Poo Study Will Unlock Animal Secrets

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

New line of Cracker Jacks to contain caffeine

(Thanks to The Perts)

HE IS WELCOME TO DO BUSINESS ON THE ROADS OF FLORIDA

German driver stopped by police had wired his car with entire mobile office, including printer

(Thanks to The Perts)

AS CLEARLY SPECIFIED IN THE CONSTITUTION

Public masturbator to cops: Wait ’til I’m finished

(Thanks to Craig Roberts, Jay Brandes and B'game)

BLACK FRIDAY UPDATE

Security asks shoppers waiting outside El Cajon Best Buy to leave

(Thanks to nursecindy)

FLATHEAD COUNTY: WHERE ENTREPRENEURSHIP THRIVES

7:25 a.m. Reportedly, someone on Facebook is attempting to sell dead cats.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SCIENCE

'Cuddle hormone' could keep men faithful

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

'WE'RE LOOKING INTO IT'

Police in New York state said they were looking into allegations that a mother hired strippers to perform at her 16-year-old son's birthday party.

(Thanks to Ralph)

NATION ON HIGH ALERT

US Secret Service startled by lizards

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)

SMOOTH

Burglar arrested after trying to break into business with chainsaw

Key Legal Defense: "But I didn't get in."

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)