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November 14, 2012

'WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, IT MAKES GOOD TOAST'

The Demon Toaster

(Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr and Jeff Meyerson)

CLEARLY IT WAS IMPORTANT

Athens woman still on phone while upside down in wrecked car

(Thanks to Loudmouth)

YET THE TURNOUT WAS EXCELLENT

Minneapolis voting precinct located entirely in a lake

(Thanks to Brett Harris)

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Silly string attack on boy carrying owl

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

SMOOTH

Wanted man fires up meth pipe after police chase

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

NOT TO MENTION A GOOD NAME FOR A BAND

Odor-eliminating pants are hot seller in Japan

(Thanks to Bill from Salisbury MA)

FLORIDA: WE CAN'T COUNT OUR BALLOTS, BUT WE DAMN SURE HAVE A HANDLE ON UNAUTHORIZED FIREFIGHTING

A man was tasered by police after he picked up his garden hose and attempted to stop a fire spreading that was threatening to engulf his home.

Related Item: We are also very tough on potential underage drinking.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

HE WAS RELEASED AFTER IT WAS DETERMINED THAT THE SKUNK HAD A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Man with dead skunk hanging from car charged with DUI

(Thanks to jsk)

STAY OFF HER LAWN

Russian grandmother kills wolf with bare hands and axe

(Thanks to Bill Moore)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE HANDCUFFS

Thai police seize 600 smuggled cobras from a truck

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)

DONE

Drink a Beer to Bone Health

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

HE WAS SHOCKED

Electrician finds six-inch lizard crawling in supermarket bag of leaves as he prepares sandwich

(Thanks to John Finn)

FOR THOSE OF YOU -- AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE -- WHO CANNOT GET ENOUGH OF FLATHEAD COUNTY:

Here's the police scanner.

(Thanks to Jimmy Madigan)

JOURNALISM

ABC station botches Petraeus book cover

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

Judge Rules Against New Year's Eve Possum Drop

(Thanks to James in NC, Ralph, Janice Gelb, Bill Hudgins and Jeff Meyerson) 

DINING ALERT

Tennessee Restaurant Infested with Snakes

(Thanks to jon harris)

HERALD HUNT REMINDER

It's December 1. Get ready.
 
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