Dave Barry's Blog

ATTENTION, INDIVIDUALS LOOKING FOR AN AN EMAIL DOMAIN THAT SUGGESTS SOPHISTICATION AND CLASS

Look no further.

(Thanks to jon harris)

NOW WITH ADDED PROTEIN

Man found bat in his cornflakes

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

ACTUALLY, THIS IS HOW WE DELIVER IT IN FLORIDA

William Kise, 41, reportedly crashed his Mustang into an Indianapolis home and asked the homeowner: "You want some pizza?"

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IT'S KNOWN TECHNICALLY AS THE KARDASHIAN EFFECT

Research suggests that humans are slowly but surely losing intellectual and emotional abilities

(Thanks to Rich Steurer)

UFO SIGHTING OF THE MONTH SO FAR

CARRBORO Roy Mars was peeing in his compost last weekend -- it adds nitrogen -- when he looked up and saw something streak across the sky.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE DEODORANT

Up to 50 firefighters and four aircraft were working on the 30ha bushfire at Kew, near Port Macquarie, on Tuesday when a helicopter mistakenly drew up the wastewater from the wrong pond at the nearby sewage treatment plant and dropped it on them.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

LEADERSHIP, SUNSHINE STATE STYLE

Florida man who is town mayor AND high school principal resigns after offering promotions for sexual favors

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING

Kelly Osbourne's boyfriend blasted by elephant fart

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)