Dave Barry's Blog

VIRGIN MARY SIGHTINGS UPDATE

Now: a tree.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

BIG BUST IN ELYRIA

Former Playboy playmates arrested in massive brawl

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

NOT DISTURBING AT ALL!

A breastfeeding doll.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

YEEPERS

Diver braves the waters to swim with deadly 26-foot anaconda.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THIS EXPLAINS MANY THINGS

Justin Bieber was a Girl Scout in the 1960s.

(Thanks to funny man)

WAY MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT GENITAL INJURIES

...can be found here.

(Thanks to Healthcare Steve)

WE SAW MEAT-EATING SPONGE OPEN FOR THE DEAD

Weird-Looking, Meat-Eating Sponge Found In Deep Sea

(Thanks to jon harris)

LET'S GO!

The Korean city of Suwon has opened what it says is "the world's first toilet theme park".

(Thanks to Rob Hinkley and Chuck Cody)

SPORTS DOWN UNDER

Kiwis race with bulls' testicles in their teeth

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE SAY GIVE THEM A CHANCE

Charles Beasley and Earl K Wood were both elected despite dying ahead of the November 6 vote

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

MAKES AS MUCH SENSE AS THE STOCK MARKET

A 9-year-old Ukrainian boy spent nearly $4,000 on candy in several days, the money coming from his parents' savings hidden in a couch.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

JUST WHAT WE NEED

Scientists are deliberately breeding snakes with tentacles.

(Thanks to Wolfsong)

CANADIAN NIGHTLIFE

Bar serves cocktail with real human toe

(Thanks to DaninTustn)

WHAT, NO SALAD?

Semi hauling frozen potatoes bursts into flames

Truck carrying 39,000 pounds of frozen beef crashes into Snake River

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

WATCH WHERE YOU NAP

Napping man survives after being run over by combine in Montana field

(Thanks to Fred Hudson)