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November 06, 2012

ATTENTION, PEOPLE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY

Now Meldrum is seeking to raise $300,000-plus in private donations to build the remote-controlled dirigible, equip it with a thermal-imaging camera and send it aloft in hopes of catching an aerial glimpse of Bigfoot, also known as sasquatch.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

THIS JUST IN

Bad gas deal puts pressure on DONG

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

MEANWHILE IN SCIENCE

Cockatoo grabs his tool, manages to get hold of boffins' nuts

(Thanks to Ed. Floden)

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE BOY HAS A FUTURE IN THE FIELD OF PIZZA DELIVERY

Piedmont Mom Gets $2,500 Ticket After Son, 3, Urinates In Front Yard

(Thanks to Dad-O-Lot)

IN MIAMI, THIS IS KNOWN AS 'DEFENSIVE DRIVING'

U.S. woman ordered to wear ‘idiot’ sign after driving on sidewalk to avoid stopping for school bus

(Thanks to Omniskeptic, jon harris, Amy Huneycutt and Ross Holley)

A SAD DAY IN SINGAPORE

Its owners, Mr Hoong Khai Chew, 49, and his wife, Madam Ong, said they can no longer find the manpower to serve their trademark curry fish head.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

IOWA DINING NOTE

Stiffed Pizza Delivery Man, Not Tipped, Pees On Customer's Door

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Janice Gelb)

CALM RETURNS TO THE MIDDLE EAST

Gaza sewer crocodile captured

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)

GUESS THE STATE

Donkey-sex suspect in protective custody, wants animal back

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WHOEVER WINS THIS ELECTION HAD DAMN WELL BETTER HAVE A PLAN FOR DEALING WITH FLATHEAD COUNTY

7:06 a.m. Mules were seen running through the fog on La Brandt Lane in Bigfork.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Non-funny update: We kid Flathead County because we love Flathead County, especially these folks. Stay safe over there.

(Thanks to Larry Carnahan) 

GIVE IT UP...

...for Coral Sex Frenzy.

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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