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NO MENTION OF WHAT EFFECT MANILOW HAS

Heavy metal, by contrast, appeared to amplify dogs’ anxiety, and was linked with less sleep, more barking and increased shaking.

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MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY, THE SITUATION CONTINUES TO DETERIORATE

3:01 p.m. There was an incident in Evergreen involving a woman with “wild hair” and Bud Light pants.

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DON'T LET US STOP YOU

Police: Sex offender asking women to 'kick him in the groin'

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SO FAR, THEY'RE WINNING

Paris mayor declares war on turds and butts

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BUT IT'S VALID ONLY IN FLORDIA

Calif. DMV renews blind man's license

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'SHE LOOKED KIND OF WOBBLY'

Police in Texas said they are searching for a woman who allegedly ran away in high heels after crashing a pickup truck into a bar.

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