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October 24, 2012

YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO PLAY GOLF

Live Shark Drops Onto San Juan Capistrano Golf Course

(Thanks to Dan Barr)

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Any Mulligans on this shot?

My guess is he just wanted to play through.

Not THAT kind of swallow!

What...? Lawyers don't play golf ?

There is probably a rule about sharks on the course. I think it would be a two stroke penalty to move it.

"As God as my witness I thought sharks could fly..."

Greg Norman?

"The shark had two puncture wounds, which made McCormack think a predatory bird had scooped the fish up out of the water, dropping the shark down onto the course."

Good thinking, McCormack. Anybody disagree? Anybody think the shark jumped? Or was jumped? Or flew by himself? Or was thrown out of a helicopter by government operatives? No? Ok, predatory bird it is. Thank you. Move along. Nothing to see here.

The shark had two puncture wounds, which made McCormack think a predatory bird had scooped the fish up out of the water

Sounds like Greg Norman had an eagle!!!!

(Drops mic, bows)

Actually, having live predators dropped around me at random might just make golf interesting enough to get me to play. Definitely more manly that way. "Hey Chuck, you sure you want to use a 5-iron on that wolverine? I think you're gonna need a little more club for that."

Land Shark!

(Maybe I'll just drive the geezer bus.)

Might worry that it wuz a Lone Shark ... merely bein' cautionary ...

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