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October 27, 2012

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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... um ... frum the foto ... I'd've prolly not been prone (or supine) to argue with her ... merely sayin' ...

She bit his neck and his scrotum both before he could react? And she was wanted for "fare-jumping violations"?
Momma always told me to avoid fast women.

Jersey. Sure.

Foreplay

Not something you'll ever see alluded to on a store rack Valentines card.

It's hard to picture her as anyone's girlfriend. She has some sharp teeth.

Jersey Shoreplay

Next time just make pancakes.

"Awakened" seems like the wrong word. Maybe:
"Man ripped screaming from sleep when angry girlfriend bites his scrotum, cops say"

Tea nagger gone bad.

Teabagger gone bad.

Bloody autocorrect.

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