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October 12, 2012

WE'RE WONDERING IF HE'S MARRIED

A man tried to rob a bank of $1 because he hoped to be sent to a federal prison nearby, police said.

(Thanks to The Perts)

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Clearly suited to be our new Treasury Secretary.

"We're sorry, sir. Our robbery minimum is $500. Would you like to speak with a Theft Account Executive?"

Of course he's married. Why else would he have done it?

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