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October 24, 2012

WE GOT YER ANCIENT ART RIGHT HERE

All these woes could be fixed, she said, and for only $350. That's how much it costs to get your face slapped at a brand-new massage parlor on Geary Boulevard that specializes in a beauty treatment billed as the "ancient Thai art of face slapping."

(Thanks to Dave Roe)

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I'll slap you silly for twenty bucks. Cash only.

The ancient art of Thai Butt Punching. This is one of those massage parlours, isn't it?

NC - Will you slap someone else for $20?

I've got this boss...

Do you take checks?


Does this salon offer ear-biting as well?

Because if so, there is a HUGE future for Mike Tyson.

Is this more or less effective than fish slapping?

Hee, hee, hee. Remember last year when we sold them on the ancient Thai art of testicle kicking? Heh, heh. And the ancient Thai art of nipple twisting? And the ancient Thai art of ...

And of course, there's the ancient British art of ...

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