VEGETARIANS

They're not always what you think.

Advisory: You will regret clicking on this link.

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

Comments

[markhh]

I clicked.
I regretted.

[EyeGore]

Ewwwwwwwwe

[Ralph]

Vegetaranians = Iranian, Jordanian, Romanian, Tasmanian, Mediterranean Vegetarians, etc.?
Subterranean Vegetarians?
Pomeranian Vegetarians?

[Head_Smashed_In]

So apparently if you can't bear to stick sharp objects in and hurt animals for the sake of consuming them, then you somehow feel compelled to stick those same objects in yourself for the purpose of... well, some good reason, I reckon, but I couldn't get far enough into that article to figure it out. I think I'll go lie down now.

[nursecindy]

I have enough regrets. I'm not clicking on that link.

[Just Some Guy]

I now have one too many regrets.

[PirateBoy]

I have to admit that I've lived a life with no egrets (so far). But then again, who wants to be addicted to heron?

[Just Some Guy]

Thesis Proposal: Why Dave Barry's Blog Attracts Horrible Puns

Submitted to: Graduate Department of Blogmental Studies

Abstract: The people who comment on Dave Barry's blog (henceforth DBB) are, in the aggregate (with no particular reference to PirateBoy), horrible punsters, yet Dave Barry himself is not a horrible punster. He seems to shun puns. We propose a novel theory as to why DBB attracts such things: it makes no sense at all. We will prove this with lots of charts and matrices.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Totally not looking.

[Clankie]

Regrets ?
I've had a few.
And now there's one...
one more to mention...

[HogsAteMySister]

Been there. Didn't do that. Did notice that afterward, many people went to McDonald's and poked cheeseburgers through their cheek holes. What, I meant was...

[nursecindy]

Many more stories like that and HogsAteMySister is going to have to change their name to, HogsAteMySisterAndNursecindySmackedMeHard.

[Omniskeptic]

Vegetarians: They're not always what you think.

Oh, yes they are. Loved the guy with the pair of revolvers, though. Great look. Send him to Phoenix.

[PirateBoy]

I think Mr. Revolver-cheeks was just shooting his mouth off.

[Steve]

"...suffering banishes evil and brings good luck"
This perfectly explains American elections.

[Ms. Flukey]

JSG ~ That is worth at least 350 million in grants.

[Marc]

Billy Crystal, Willie and Frankie:

Frankie: Boy. You wanna talk about some pain? I bought one o' them linoleum knives the other day, you know?

Willie: With the double edge?

Frankie: Right.

Willie: Yeah?

Frankie: So, I go home, you know, and I spread my toes apart and I just start sawing, back and forth and back and forth, you know?

Willie: Mm hmm.

Frankie: And I take a little thing o' Tobasco sauce, you know?

Willie: Yeah.

Frankie: And just dump it on there. Talk about a hotfoot, mister! Boy, that was rough.

Willie: Yeah, I know what you mean. You know, the other day, I took one o' them, uh--?

Frankie: Meat thermometers?

Willie: Yeah! And I just shoved it into my ear, you know? As far as it could go, you know? But then I took one o' them, uh--?

Frankie: Ball-peen hammers?

Willie: Right. And just whacked it a few times right in there, you know.

Frankie: Boy, that must smart.

Willie: I know! I HATE when THAT happens.

[S.Y. Butt]

Here is a really, really low-brow blog, mostly about butt quotes and general musings on disgusting things.

http://www.sosyourbutt.blogspot.com/

[Eric]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reaver_(Firefly)

[Wolfsong]

Phuket, I say!

[Evil]

I have left the building.

[Layzeeboy]

Phuket? No. Phukthat.

[Ralph]

Save the kales!