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October 06, 2012

UNSAFE FOR THE GATORS, THEY MEAN

Florida wildlife officials rule that kids' gator pool parties are unsafe

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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To be replaced by python parties. If that doesn't fly they can always go back to normal Florida wildlife like drug dealers.

Remember Agkistrodon piscivorus whose appearance we debated here a long while back? How about throwing a couple of those cuddly little fellas in, just to spice things up?

Just show the kids that reptile pool party scene from " Temple of Doom ". Then ask " Who wants cake ? " .

Don't those people know what the alligators do in that water?
The same thing most of the kids do.

Scary quote: "The reptiles' jaws are bound with electric tape."

I'd think that'd create a serious danger of electrocution for anybuddy in the pool ... merely sayin' ...

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