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October 25, 2012

TRAGICALLY, IT WAS NOT SNOOKI

Truck runs over sunbathing reality star’s head

(Thanks to jon harris)

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Eat your heart out, Flathead county.

My wife refuses to drive my Silverado. Maybe that's a good thing.

yay, Clankie!

- a head on collision?

Snooki: Hey, let's hit some bars tonight!
Greer: Not tonight. I'm tired.

♫ Sometimes in the mornin', your tan lines so deep
I drive here beside you just watching you sleep
And sometimes I whisper what I'm thinking of
'My truck runneth over with loooooove....'

Sometimes in the evening when watching tv
I study the dumb shows called 're-al-ity'
I memorize moments that I'm fondest of
'My truck runneth over with loooooove...'

In only a moment we both soon will pass
We won't even notice your @ss in the grass
And so, in these moments with sunlight above
MY TRUCK RUNNETH OVER with LOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!

ligirl showing a bit of age...and her usual sharp wit.

you go, ligirl!

And thanks for the earworm...

Oy. This is a crying shame. Truly a deeply sad occurrence. My condolences to everyone involved. But the only thing to do is pick yourself up and move on. And to act quickly to ensure this does not happen again. We need to make the ground firmer so it doesn't buckle as easily.


D&GSWB?

(Driving & Getting Squashed While Blonde?)

Don't tread on me.

She said she wanted to have a good year but didn't expect to be run over by one

y'all just made me spit coffee on my keyboard.

Certainly most fortuitous that it wuzn't a Firestone ... or poker would've had a much more difficult task in allusion ...

Do you get extra points if you've already changed over to winter tires?

Or, as in my case, you never changed back to the Summer ones in the first place?

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