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Justin Bieber sued by man who claims he stole his credit card to pay for penis enlargement
Also Very Believable: The unnamed Michigan resident also alleges that Usher sodomised him with a firework whilst he played music by Katy Perry
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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And the so called United Nations does nothing!
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | October 25, 2012 at 04:23 PM
I would be worried about any surgery on my body that costs less than $500
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 25, 2012 at 04:46 PM
Er, I'll not have what he's having.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 25, 2012 at 05:59 PM
He sounds like his social calender is rather full.
There must be times when a Judge has to keep a straight face and strains some sort of stationary muscle.
Posted by: Steve | October 25, 2012 at 06:01 PM
Please tell me that he filed this suit pro se, and that no lawyer actually agreed to draw up the papers for him.
Posted by: Betsy | October 25, 2012 at 09:57 PM
I've heard Katy Perry, this is a logical reaction to her music.
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 25, 2012 at 11:14 PM
Anybody who uses the word "whilst" should be shot. Same goes for the metric "-ise" spelling for "-ize" words.
That is all.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | October 25, 2012 at 11:28 PM
This guy is a senator from what state?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | October 25, 2012 at 11:59 PM
Justin Bieber hasn't reached puberty yet.
Posted by: pogo | October 26, 2012 at 08:51 AM
It's been my experience, H'S'I ... that whilst one is on the 'net, and the venue is one used primarily for amusementisationariness, the folks will tend to grammarise in rather unconventional ways, and call upon the Second Amendment should the need arize ... merely sayin' ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | October 26, 2012 at 10:28 AM
just Bieber is male? who knew?
Posted by: Dum Bass | October 26, 2012 at 08:51 PM