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October 24, 2012

THUS EXPLAINING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DINOSAURS

Scientists construct the most accurate model of a Neanderthal yet — and he looks just like Chuck Norris

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(Thanks to jon harris)

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I'll leave it to Dave to tell Chuck Norris he looks like a caveman. (I'd like to be there when he does. NurseCindy should probably be there too).

Well, that lets Arnold off the hook.

Chuck looks as if he's usin' the same "hairdresser" as The Donald ... merely sayin' ...

Okay, with no loin cloth, I'm guessing the anthropologizers have named him Mr Johnson.

"The end result is nothing short of spectacular — an incredibly accurate model of a Neanderthal man — one that even exudes a kind of presence."

big deal. i can exude a presence too.

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It is not possible to construct an "accurate" model of a Neanderthal. A massively detailed one, yes. But the next fossil somebody digs up could rewicker your model, boys and girls. That's why it's called a "model."
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That said, he's a dead ringer for Ted Nugent.


*snork mudstuffin

Dinosaurs were not made extinct by a comet.

Chuck just wanted to be alone.

And on the 7th day, God looked down and said, "Hey, is that Chuck Norris?"

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