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October 17, 2012

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE 911

Palm Bay police said Christine Brown, 51, called the emergency number six times Saturday to thank Sheriff Jack Parker for a bologna sandwich she enjoyed during her recent incarceration at the Brevard County Jail Complex, Florida Today reported Tuesday.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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The Clash, right? My bologna?

Florida -

Come enjoy the sand which is there


(so sorry)

"Yes, it's me again. Does the chef serve seconds?
He does? Great, you can just have a car pick me up."

The side of crack chips is kicking in.

She keeps this up, she can have free bologna sandwiches every day!

And then there are families who reach a disembodied voice instead of someone who can send an ambulance.

That's a perty sneaky way to get another free meal ... don't hafta endure the shame of standin' in line @ the soup kitchen ... um ... wait ... nevermind ...

Doesn't that community have a Lunch Meat Help Line ?

Imagine how many times she would have called if it had been pizza. Or steak.

"To protect and to serve."

I though Joe Arpaio patented the jail baloney sandwich concept.

Maybe this time PBJ?

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