THIS COULD TAKE SOME TIME
Navy investigates drunken sailor complaints
(Thanks to The Perts)
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October 13, 2012
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This is just great. Now I have that stupid drunken sailor song stuck in my head. Hopefully it will be gone early in the morning.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 13, 2012 at 02:57 PM
But what do we do with them? May I suggest this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJUo5MDDmA8
Posted by: Ol' Chumbucket | October 13, 2012 at 03:05 PM
Arrrrr !
Posted by: Clankie | October 13, 2012 at 03:19 PM
Put him in the longboat, make him bail her,
Usw
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 13, 2012 at 04:47 PM
Put him in command of an Exxon tanker.
Posted by: Ralph | October 13, 2012 at 06:23 PM
Weigh, hey, and up she rises!
Posted by: Guin | October 13, 2012 at 08:11 PM
Lay him next to Captain's daughter
(what? I didn't write it)
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 13, 2012 at 08:38 PM
Secret Service training
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 13, 2012 at 10:10 PM
I guess in this day and age, you sue for wrongful termination even after you ran your ship into the rocks.
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 13, 2012 at 11:07 PM
Is this like investigating complaints that water is wet?
o_O
Posted by: Spiny Norman | October 13, 2012 at 11:11 PM
oneblank. The "Captain's daughter" is a euphemism for the whip.
Posted by: Elon | October 14, 2012 at 12:36 AM
Why didn't anyone tell me there were going to be 5,000 sailors in Key West? That's less than an 8 hour drive. DAMN!
Posted by: ubetcha | October 14, 2012 at 01:33 AM
I always wondered why that line was after «Way, ho, and up she rises».
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 14, 2012 at 09:24 AM
I heard a sailor make a valid complaint recently about people referring to Congress as "spending money like a drunk sailor." He insisted that at least when he got drunk he spent his own money, and when he ran out of money he stopped drinking.
Posted by: Mad Librarian | October 14, 2012 at 03:28 PM
Oh, the wind that did blow
Sent the waves to and fro,
That night that the weather got squirrley.
The Captain should know,
But alas, he's below,
In bed with some trollop named Shirley.
etc., etc, The big lake they call Itchy Gloomy.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 14, 2012 at 05:58 PM
Shave his belly with a rusty razor. Or something.
Posted by: Dmentd | October 14, 2012 at 07:50 PM