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October 23, 2012

THERE WAS BLOOD SPATTER AS FAR AWAY AS CLEVELAND

Stephen King surprises New Brunswick high school

(Thanks to The Perts)

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Someone had to take The Stand, so why not it's author?

That's perty cool ... mebbe he had this in mind when the RBRs split up?

Just in time for Halloween.

I imagine they were all carried away by the visit.

How cool. Would he show up for dinner if I invite him? I'll make roast haunch of Deadlights.

A great writer and a nice person.

Everything was fine until a shy girl invited King to the prom. She said not to mind the big St. Bernard and that they could go in her dad's vintage Plymouth Fury...

Snork! at AaD.

Now why didn't I think of that? I could have been begging him for years.

Ya just gotta love that man.

I've found that some of his stories are a little hard to get in to.
But they're hell to get out of.
Great writer.

From our extensive archive of aging and ethnically insensitive jokes: search string = "surprise"

Ok, Tong, you can be in charge of supplies.

Hokay.

(time passes, nobody sees Tong, etc., etc.)

Where's Tong?

(Tong jumps out from behind tree, yelling:) SUPPLIES!

With deepest apologies to those of Asian extraction.

When the kids acted up, King asked the teacher to leave the room so he could address the students by himself. As the teacher watched through the small glass partition in the door, a relaxed King sat on the corner of the teacher's desk and spoke to the students at length in a quiet, steady voice. King left the room with a smile for the teacher. When the teacher re-entered the room, all the students were silent and unblinking in their seats, with their hair turned white, and all the whiteboard erasers had mysteriously vanished.

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