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Coming to Fox this Fall: Hamster Man!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 09, 2012 at 08:40 AM
Music by Billy Preston.
Posted by: Steve | October 09, 2012 at 09:45 AM
Baffling quote: " ... 30 litres of water and the equivalent of 60 Mars bars ... "
OK ... I know the Brits spell funny, but whut's the equivalent to a "Mars Bar" in metric? And isn't that an "American" company? (Despite their usin' sweatshop slave-labor as part of the production process)?
C'mon, all y'all fans of the "Metric" system ... let's make sum sense here ... or is it easier to use abstract numerical ideas to which people can actually relate ... ?
/end sarcastic cranky mode ... go finish morning coffee ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | October 09, 2012 at 10:06 AM
Before anyone asks, yes, the large yellow bag visible in the picture IS filled with Guinness.
Posted by: padraig | October 09, 2012 at 10:20 AM
pad' ... that's why it's disguised as a life-saver, eh?
Posted by: O the Umanity | October 09, 2012 at 10:39 AM
The family that founded both Mars and M&Ms had members who were some of them British and some American. BTW, they had cross Atlantic squabbles.
Posted by: ken in sc | October 09, 2012 at 10:56 AM
" ...the idea came to him while he was rowing across a lake. "
Let's hope he doesn't come up with any more dinghy ideas.
Posted by: Clankie | October 09, 2012 at 11:42 AM
The wheel is not spinning, but the hamster is not dead.
Posted by: wiredog | October 09, 2012 at 11:50 AM
tnx, ken in sc ... did NOT gnu that ... din't really care, but good to have that datum ... merely fer the sake of knowin' sumthin' not gnued prior ... really ... I mean that ...
Really ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | October 09, 2012 at 11:58 AM
Wonder how you explain "hampstered wheeled across the Irish Sea" on your resume ?
Posted by: LeDud | October 09, 2012 at 12:36 PM
His wife helped him build it, hmmm...
Posted by: mazar larry | October 09, 2012 at 12:48 PM
Um. Has he never heard of waves?
Posted by: Jan in Grimsby | October 09, 2012 at 01:26 PM
It sank? Ahh...
:: sad trombone ::
Posted by: Spiny Norman | October 09, 2012 at 02:11 PM
Can't understand what could have gone wrong...it seems like such a perfect plan.
Posted by: Dmentd | October 09, 2012 at 05:18 PM