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October 17, 2012

THE IMPORTANT THING IS, SHE WON

A Florida woman was arrested over the weekend for allegedly biting her boyfriend's 6-year-old son in a contest to see who could bite the hardest, authorities said.

(Thanks to WV Plantman)

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Next time she should play with a 'gator.

And the tooth shall set you free...no...not really

But since neither of the people involved were naked, Police declined to prefer charges, since the crime was "boring."

I suppose this means she won the bet.

Yes, I suppose she...

(Preview is my friend.)

Of course, that should read "... was naked," not "... were naked." Two demerits, as the Canadian road signs say.

So one should never, ever use the phrase "Bite me" whilst in Florida? Well, that just bite...

*Ow*!!!

Boynton Beach Boy-Biting Bohbot

Bohbot, Bohbot, bo-Bohbot
Banana fana fo-Fohbot
Me my mo-Mohbot
Bohbot!

*Bites self in leg*

There was a b!tch who bit a boy, and
Bohbot was her name- Ow!
B o h, b o t
B o h, b o t
B o h, b o t
A Boynton b!tch to blame - OW!!


*bites meanie Harder*

Hush hush, eye to eye?

Of the Boynton Beach Bohbots?

yes, cheesewiz - & my song was 'Boynton Beach Blanket B-I-N-G-O'

;)

And who among us has not done this? Well, not me (much,) but I'm sure some of y'all...

And the prize was...a tube of Polident?

Those nursing homes can get SO creative!!!

Um. How about locking her up and throwing away the key? Or is it just me?

If she lost some teeth doing this, is she now sitting in jail as an in-dentured servant?

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