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My Favorite Fangs: The Story of the Von Trapp Family Vampires

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

Dark little corner perfect for hiding,
Long summer days, I wait, time abiding,
Then when it's night I unfurl my wings,
These are some of my favorite things!

Grabbing up dachshunds, for late night snacking,
Unsuspecting tourists I swoop in attacking,
A black tuxedo outfit, complete with golden rings,
These are some of my favorite things!

When the fangs dull,
When the people laugh,
When I'm feeling sun,
I just simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't burn so bad!

....ok, that's enough of that....

[Omniskeptic]

I thought ... I had so hoped ... this vampire hooey was over.

[wiredog]

The Sound of Music needed more caustic vomit, lesbian vampire sex, Nazi Undeath Squads, the ghost of John Coltrane, and copious lashings of gross-out humor.
So it's perfect for this blog.

[Allen at Division]

Buffy would end this story SO quickly...gaahhhh.

[manual tomato]

Not to change the subject, but just try and guess the state. Jerry Brown signed a bill into law monday allowing hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens to get driver's licenses in California. It's still not an easy task. In order to get a California license you must be able to pass a written test, you must pass a driving test, and you must be able to text with one hand while shooting out the window with the other.

[Steve]

I hate stories where you really don't know who to root for.
Can't be for the Nazis.
But at the same time, when I was eight, Dracula lived in my basement.
The door to the basement was in my room, so I spent, like, four years not sleeping at all.

[nursecindy]

Steve, Dracula couldn't have been in your basement because he was in my closet along with the boogeyman.

[Dmentd]

We seem to have broken the Amazon website. For now, at least. Here's another URL for that undying (hee hee) tome.

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/12998073-my-favorite-fangs

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

'"Bloody brilliant" - Parade'

*snerk*

[ligirl]

YAY Steve the 24 guy!!!

Monday night blogging, Jack Bauer we're cheering!
Some of us boozin' - No whinin', jes beerin',
Dave & 'Amazing': much *snorking* by all,
(How the shows ended I still don't recall...)

All the Jack fights! All the thigh shots!
All the moles gone mad!
I simply remember the funniest blogs -
And then I don't feeeeel
So bad !

[PirateBoy is not Angel]

For you Buffy fans:

Kill every vampire,
Slash high and low!
Contact every network,
Until they carry my show.

Date fellow slayers,
Follow every slim clue,
'Till you find that scream.

My show will lead
To 42 minutes of indications,
Repeating every year in syndication,
For as long as we both shall live.

Kill every vampire,
Gosh my sweater's tight!
Follow every creature,
They always hide from sight.

Slay every vampire,
Slash high and low!
Follow every slim clue,
Thanks for watching my show!

[Alan Goldsher]

Alan Goldsher, author of MY FAVORITE FANGS here. Thanks for the mention. I hope everybody enjoys the book!

[World's Oldest Living Brain Donor]

Hey, Al. Fangs for the memories!