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October 10, 2012

TERRORISM UPDATE

Riverside County squirrel tests positive for exposure to Bubonic plague

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Related Extremely Urgent Update: 1D star Niall Horan on crutches after SQUIRREL attack

Fortunately, Somebody Is Doing Something: "You actually have to chop and prepare all of your food right here on site so when squirrels come in they're whole squirrels."

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bacon wrapped squirrel wings
Squirrels have wings? We're doomed.

Oh, and for those of you who care, 1D is the British version of the BackStreet Boys, so I'm not sure this particular attack counts as terrorism. It might just be a squirrel with good musical taste.

Squirrel: America's other weird meat.

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