TERRORISM UPDATE
Riverside County squirrel tests positive for exposure to Bubonic plague
(Thanks to Chuck Cody)
Related Extremely Urgent Update: 1D star Niall Horan on crutches after SQUIRREL attack
Fortunately, Somebody Is Doing Something: "You actually have to chop and prepare all of your food right here on site so when squirrels come in they're whole squirrels."

"According to my careful prosthesis, this man has the plague." (2:20+)
Posted by: Ralph | October 10, 2012 at 07:19 PM
bacon wrapped squirrel wings
Squirrels have wings? We're doomed.
Oh, and for those of you who care, 1D is the British version of the BackStreet Boys, so I'm not sure this particular attack counts as terrorism. It might just be a squirrel with good musical taste.
Posted by: wiredog | October 11, 2012 at 06:56 AM
Squirrel: America's other weird meat.
Posted by: Omniskeptic | October 11, 2012 at 09:04 AM