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October 22, 2012

TERRORISM UPDATE

Squirrel responsible for Amtrak delays along Northeast corridor

(Thanks to Barbara A)

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Squirrels in the eastern USofA ... badgers in Wisconsin (where else? Rhetorical question) ... raccoons in many areas of the Great Plains (NOT "Midwest") ... this is not "news" (or "gnus" ... they can't climb power poles) ... findin' a carcass that's been aged in the hot, hot sun is an experience one never fergits ... merely sayin' ...

We should all take a moment to remember that squirrel gave it's life so it could delay that train.

And all because someone posted a youtube video offensive to squirrels.

Terrorists take note: one squirrel has the power to shut down rail transport in an entire state due to there being only one circuit for all the signals. Start training more squirrels, since the TSA is too busy confiscating pocketknives at airports to pay attention to this.

Just nuts.

Oh, I think if you tried to get on a plane with a live squirrel in, say, your underpants, TSA might at least notice.

Say it ain't so! Rocket J. Squirrel and Boris Badenov are now in cahoots? Hokey Smoke!

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