SPORTS UPDATE
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(Thanks to Joel Farr)

"The prop sustained the injury one minute into the second half, but managed to play the rest of the match before seeking treatment."
Is this a manly man, or what? Wait, maybe neanderthal man? I don't believe I know a man who would have been able to get up, never mind play the rest of the match.
Posted by: ubetcha | October 08, 2012 at 03:21 PM
Was it his left nut, or his right?
Posted by: Just Some Guy | October 08, 2012 at 03:26 PM
Now I have a response to all those Brits who jeer at all the padding in American Football, a cup could have prevented this tragedy.
Posted by: max | October 08, 2012 at 03:37 PM
Could've been werse ... really ...
Posted by: O the Umanity | October 08, 2012 at 03:39 PM
I've had many men come into the E.R. after minor injuries to that particular area. Most of them were in the fetal position and crying like babies. I'd hate to see how they would act with an injury like this. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't have continued playing.
Posted by: nursecindy | October 08, 2012 at 04:00 PM
He lost his ball? I hope they find it...
Posted by: funny man | October 08, 2012 at 04:34 PM
...That's a Rupture!
Posted by: ligirl | October 08, 2012 at 06:08 PM
Balls to that! Well, *ball*, anyway......
Posted by: Wolfsong | October 08, 2012 at 06:17 PM
Novocaine?
Posted by: coscolo | October 08, 2012 at 06:44 PM
I was afraid to read the actual article.
Can I assume that one of the players took his ball, singular, and went home?
Posted by: Steve | October 09, 2012 at 09:56 AM
Wood played on despite rupturing a testicle
I don't believe there'd be much wood going on for quite some time after this.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 09, 2012 at 01:48 PM