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October 22, 2012

SOUNDS LIKE HE'S READY FOR WASHINGTON

South Carolina Deputy Assistant Attorney General Roland Corning says he was taking his lunch break when police found him with a stripper, some Viagra, and sex toys in his SUV.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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In legal terms, that's known as "poling the jury". Nothing wrong with that.

Upon searching the SUV, Officer Wines found Viagra and various sex toys. Corning said he always keep those items in his car…”just in case.”

So, he was a former Boy Scout. Good to be prepared.

As long as he wasn't on the clock...

hm. with an 18 year old. string him up.

This doesn't sound like the South Carolina I know.
Those Baptists down there think it's a sin to have sex with the lights on.

Didn't the former Gov of this state "Follow the Appalachian Trail" ? Perhaps it was the same eco-tour ?

Just in case? Does he keep them with the road flares and umbrella?

Sound familiar? This story is three years old.

"...And a partridge in a pear tree."

"Roland Corning Busted with Stripper in Cemetary". Whoever wrote that headline was so smug about using "Busted" in the title that he neglected to use his spellchecker. Where is "Cemetary"? Do they have a cemetery there?

While on a business trip, a co-worker asked if I wanted to go to a strip club that evening.
"No, thanks." I said.
"You're not too old to go to a t!ttie bar, are you."
"No," I replied, "but my dignity is."

Craig, it must be a regional thing. I always spell cemetery that way and then I have to go back and correct it. I think it's because we pronounce it 'sim tarry'. By the way a sim tarry is where we barry people.

Cemetary = Cement Seminary?

(In Columbia SC) Whew, I thought we'd just found *another* official doing this. Glad it was the old story.

Ha ha ha that's funny.

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