SHE'D NEVER MAKE IT AS AN ARTIST

"I do want to say something from the heart, something actually kind of serious and truthful," she said after Judd Apatow introduced her. "I have not pooped in four days—four days!"

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Comments

[HogsAteMySister]

Insert cork. Seal with superglue. Wait two weeks for artistic rainbow.

[Dum Bass]

I think she's full of sh!t.

[World's Oldest Living Brain Donor]

Unholy Thlacker, I thenth a theme in your thubmithions lately.

[Steve]

Whatever you do, don't sneak up behind this woman and yell "BOOO!!" as loud as you can.
Do it from the front.