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October 04, 2012

ON SECOND THOUGHT, WE'LL JUST HAVE WATER

BREWERY SHOCK PUNTERS WITH NEW BEER MADE FROM BULL'S TESTICLES

(Thanks to DaninTustin)

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Water? Sacrilege! You mean OTHER beer.

You don't want to know what the packaging looks like . . .

Pasture-ized beer is the best.

these football teams NEED punters with balls!

...what?

It just goes to show, if can be fermented, it will be fermented.

Wonder if it tastes like p*ss.

Bonmot - no, this is part of a different system, IYKWIM.

If they're giving those parts to a brewery, I don't think they're bulls anymore.

Has a creamy head.

Hint: To the drunks at closing time - That ain't no pickled egg either.

Too bad it was an April Fool's joke notice -- makes more sense than the hair beer posted a couple of days ago.

I wonder how many teste batches it took to get it right. Or left ....

They should be awarded the no-bull prize!

Do they puree the testicles in an Oysterizer?

"...three testicles per barrel..."
I always feel sad when I read stories about twins being separated.

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