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October 03, 2012

OK, THEN

But after Akron Police, Fire, Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the Summit County Bomb Squad cleared the scene – it turned out the rod was really a man’s walking stick, and the man’s legal name really was “Kaboom.”

(Thanks to KJP)

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Using a shower rod as a walking stick. Stay classy, Cleveland.

And my legal name really is "Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick".

Let's hope Mr. Bomb doesn't have an aluminum walking stick.

I'm changing my name to "Nothing to see here, move along."

Does Mr. Kaboom have a short fuse, or is that a question only Mrs. Kaboom should answer?

I'm not surprised this happened in Akron. Alcoholics Anonymous was founded in Akron, which tells you something about that town.

My sincere thanks to Mr. Kaboom for giving the BATFE a job. When it doesn't have one, it makes up its own...and we don't like it.

Anybody catch the mayor's name? Plusquellic

Reminds me of a Naked Gun scene:

Chief of Staff John Sununu: And from the nuclear industry, president of the Key Atomic Benefits Office of Mankind - "KABOOM", Mr. Arthur Dunwell.

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